Well Fuck Your Shit

An indignant response to some form of rejection, often said while walking away. When used online, an image macro of a guy in a striped outfit is used.

Snoot: Hey! No surfing Urban Dictionary in this cyber cafe!

Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!

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well fuck me running

Showing aggrivation with a person or event.

"He wants me to have that done by tomorrow?", "Well fuck me running!"

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well played my friend

a statement of extreme agreement/praise for a particular activity that one of your friends has engaged in. can also be used sarcastically to point out a flaw in logic or action (example. when something is not well played, but you say it was in a sarcastic tone).

dude 1: did you get that girls number last night?
dude 2: not only did i get her number, i boned her and didn't call her.
dude 1: well played my friend!

sarcasm-
dude 1: i tried to, but was unsuccessful in my mission to impregnate the homecoming queen.
dude 2: well played my friend.
dude 1: stfu you couldn't have nailed her either.

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Well would you look at that

This phrase is often used to point out the stupidity of another human for being such a dunce in the first place

Well would you look at that. Punching someone in the face DOES result in injury afterwards

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oh babe, she's not well

A phrase used largely by the gay community of Liverpool as a way of ascertaining the extent of a person's intoxication by either alcohol or drugs. Most commonly the latter. The 'she' refers to oneself in the third person. 'She' is used whether the subject is male or female.

"How are you doing? You look pretty wasted."

"Oh babe, she's not well!"

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Well, Wats de craic ?!

A phrase said if you are from leitrim and when you have just answered you phone.

(phone rings)
(Leitrimer picks up phone)
"Well, Wats de craic ?!"

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well-a-hibbidy-dibbidy-jibbidy

the only thing you could understand said by a black man on a japanese cartooon.

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