wet dream

An erotic dream that culminates in an emmision of ejaculatory fluid. Often referred to as a nocturnal emmision. Also slang for any extremely pleasurable event.

Everything was great until they showed up. They could fuck up a wet dream!

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wet ball

making a basketball shot all net.

player shoots ball yells "wet ball". He is saying its nothing but net.

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wet jamal

A Wet jamal is The black version of the wet willy where you lick your hand and rub it in the victims face..very sloppy...

"I just spit a huge loogie in my hand gave him a wet jamal...he might have drowned it was so wet."

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Wet Amos

A Wet Amos is when one wets a finger, generally the pinky, in saliva and then unsuspectingly inserts it into the anal region of a warm blooded creature. All stink, no pink and the signature one digit differentiate this maneuver from the Shocker. (Southside cousin of the Wet Willy)

1.) "A Wet Amos is a horrible way to wake up."
2.) "I gave a Fluffy a Wet Amos and then rubbed my finger on your pillow."

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the floor is wet

A slang in prisons across US that is implying on nearby guards that are coming to search and/or check on prisoners. It's used between inmates to warn each other of upcoming possible guard.
Is also refereed to as "the floor is soaking wet" or "the floor is really wet" which means that C.O.'s know something is up, and the inmates should really hurry up with covering up any possible "unacceptable or illegal actions".

*THE FLOOR IS WET* screamed an inmate as he warned his inmates from possible danger.

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wet walter

similar to a wet willy (or willie), but when you lick your finger and put it in someone's asshole, making sure to turn it around for discomfort. extra points for anal discharge.

while evan was sleeping, i went behind him and gave him a wet walter

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Wet Jessie

When you're awake in the bed next to a sleeping girl, you masturbate and release it all over her. The key here is to make sure she sleeps and does not wake up until you have left the house as she will be shocked and confused about what is on her. Particularly good after a night of drinking.

She was sleeping, and I was horny. I watched a porn quietly, then gave her a Wet Jessie.

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