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when you are wiping your ass from back to front. so all the shit lands on a males ballsack and sits there forever until turned to ashes and fell off. (some people do this btw)
Ash wiper: Dude i hate this toilet paper, i need to switch technique to not have shit on my ballsack
Ass wiper: dude wtf (what the fuck) do you mean?
Ash wiper: i just told you
Ass wiper: How do you wipe your ass
Ash wiper: From ass crack to ballsack
Ass wiper: *ltfno* (laughing their fucking nipples off)
Ash wiper: i am an ash wiper. who is ash wiping.
When youve been ripping ass all day at work and never needed to take a shit. most of the farts were pretty dry and trust worthy.
Then you come home to your girlfriend and shes ready for you to lay down the D. You have no idea if youre clean back there so you run into the bathroom right quick and do 1 or 2 "wipe checks"
Man, so i went on my 3rd date and i was rilping ass the whole time -it was probably the tacos- she finally asked me if i wanted to come over. I knew i was going to lay it down so i excused myself and went to the bathroom to do a few "wipe checks" so she wouldnt be smelling my booty fumes
When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with
When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with and it's called Quebec wet wipe
Mr wipes is the guy that goes around the elderly home and well wipes the elderly. It may not be a very classy job but Mr Wipes finds this very satisfying.
Here comes Mr Wipes to the elderly home to do his job.
to masturbate (typically in a quick manor, as to save time)
“Hold up mate, I gotta wipe one out first!”
“She’s fugly, rather wipe one then root her”
where you have your cat in the bathroom while you take a dook.
I tried to get the cat out of the bathroom because i needed to take a duece but the little fucker bit me, so i was forced to take a nine wipes with him.
Continuously wiping your anal cavity after dropping a particularly juicy load of fecal matter. Usually after passing flatulence, you feel a wet sensation, and once you wipe once more, it's like you never wiped in the first place. Also known as "swamp ass."
"My ass hole is leaking, I must have the wipe!"