A very large bird that likes to hang out around my house and watch me do the dishes.
I jumped when I saw a wild turkey stare at me.
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the thing that is found inside of your thanksgiving turkey that makes lose your appetite
ahhhhhhhh what the hell is that!!!
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Human female vagina lips that are very similar to the comb or waddle on a turkeys head and neck.
I had to tie Gina's turkey waddle to her knees before I could get my groove on.
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A celebration of the one good moment Americans had with Indians. Now, a commercial excuse for obese people to stuff food inside of other food.
Thanksgiving is like telling a date rape victim to just focus on the dinner and movie earlier that evening.
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Description of female gentalia where the labia is overly protruding. So used because of the resemblence to the pink/red flaps that stick out of a turkey's neck.
Antonym: Clam
"It was all going swimmingly well until I pulled down her knickers and saw her turkey's neck."
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To grab or pinch ones fat under their chin, pull it down, and wiggle it.
John can't stand the extreme pain when he gets a turkey gobbler from Bubba.
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