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Someone who is slowly covering the bases of a relationship over a period of time. Taking a relationship slowly.
Teddy's a Baseball Turtle with Anthony. It's been six months and they've only gotten to second base!
a floater in the bath tub. made possible by a bathing child taking a dump in their bathwater.
"YOUR KID left another bath turtle in the tub. It's your turn to go clean it, Herman "
A black piece of shit the can't find his father.
When Tony the turtle tried to find his father , he realized that his father left for a hot white middle schooler.
The state of vulnerability after a man nuts on his stomach and doesn’t have a rag on hand.
My mom walked into my room and caught me in a curdle turtle
When someone masturbates really slow to get the most pleasure.
Yo, next time you masturbate, try turtle rubbing so you can get the most pleasure out of it.
A person who has to poop so badly that others notice. Like a turtle head is about to emerge.
"Why is that old lady fidgeting around like that?"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"
Surprise moment when a guy is pissing ( after having to hold it for an extremely long time ) and at the height of the stream he has an urge to shit. The brown turtle head wants out. Now begins the coordinated effort in continuing to piss while keeping from shitting yourself.
Dude I was at a wedding and after about the fifth toast I was about to piss myself. I got to the bathroom and out of now where I had a piss turtle situation on my hands.