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my bloody valentine

The greatest dream pop band of all time. Their sheets of guitar noise will tuck you in like a blanket.

I thought I was having a hillucinatory episode, but it turned out I was merely listening to the sublime sounds of My Bloody Valentine.

by Peter Parker November 14, 2003

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bloody smurf

Somebody who takes scissors and cuts a large cut in the palm of their hand and then takes a blue marker and sticks it in the cut, causing their hand to turn a shade of blue.

The ignorant little first grader was a bloody smurf.

by Valkyrie February 29, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


bloody musket

when a male inserts watermelon seeds into his penis, then after intercourse he ejaculates, blood, cum and the watermelon seeds.

I preformed a painful bloody musket on a bitch.

by Chrismcmen August 20, 2007

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Bloody Angel

When one fucks a girl while she's on her period. Then the Cum drips out onto a piece of paper looking like an angel.

Jaime: OMG last night Chad and I made an Bloody Angel.
Kate: Gross did you guys really do that?
Jaime: We didn't plan to but the fluids just "plopped" out!!

by sam191991(1) January 2, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


fucking bloody hell

An expression used to show anger or disgust towards a situation or person.

John: Wow. She's a nice piece of meat, isn't she?
Gary: Fucking bloody hell, John. That's my mother.

by FreeRealEstate January 6, 2018


Bloody Mary

It is a sexual move which involves the man having sex with a woman when she is on her period and he fingers and/or fists her asshole as the same time until that bleeds so she is bleeding on him from two different spots.

Hey, Joe did you hear that Brooks gave Mackenzie a bloody mary last night at the party?
Wow that fool is nasty.

by Maximus Padimus June 10, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


bloody queef chunk

A menstural blood clot usually dislodged by a large penis that is launched as a projectile by a vaginal fart of air usually forced inside by a large penis

I was walking by your mom's house yesterday, i saw her bending over gardening, she sneezed and launched bloody queef chunks all over my white tuxedo.

by Buchwheat Bones May 25, 2011