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Jesus syndrome

The combination of complexes and dogmatic teachings that create a pathetic personality process that makes the person feel they are 'Jesus like' in the way the world should view them and as they view themselves.

My roomate seems to have fallen into a Jesus syndrome. He feels the need to try to cure the world's ill, right the wrongs that people do unto others while rarely seeing his own passive-egotistic, funky-underwear-on-the floor faults that need corrected.

by Chasman January 7, 2007

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Jesus Nut

There are a number of different meanings for Jesus Nut among the commonest are:-

a) In US Army slang, to describe something or someone vitally important to an enterprise. Said to come from the mythical Jesus nut that, supposedly, holds on a helicopterโ€™s rotors.
b) In US Army slang, as a term of contempt for someone with an over-inflated opinion of themselves.
c) An overenthusiastic Christian.

a) Jonesie's workin' on the radio again.
Yeah! He knows it's the goddam Jesus Nut when we're on patrol tomorrow.
b) Look at that STRAC REMF struttin' round. Who's he think he is, Jesus Nut to the whole goddam war?
c) That padre is a real Jesus Nut!

by Croatalin December 6, 2013

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Jesus Quintana

An eccentric character from the film "The Big Lebowski", who competes against the protagonists in a bowling league. He is typically shown wearing a distinctive purple jumpsuit and licking bowling balls. Described by Walter Sobchak as "A sex offender, with a record! He did 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old. When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast."

You said it man! Nobody fucks with the Jesus. ~ Jesus Quintana regarding himself.

by thedudeabides February 2, 2012

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Mach Jesus

Driving too fast for your own good.

I saw the police chasing this car down the street at mach jesus.

by Shane Harrison June 3, 2007

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Jesus Duck

The arrival of Jesus Duck is basically how you know a pond or lake is frozen over, when it is not necessarily obvious due to weather conditions, trees in the way, etc...

Its basically a duck walking on the lake when normally you'd see the duck (or swan or goose) half-in paddling away.

Jesus Duck does not bring gifts nor does he rise from the dead. His only message is that the body of water is now potentially traversable with skates.

I wasn't sure if the pond was frozen over or just very still, but Jesus Duck arrived and my insatiable curiosity was slated.

by Headcircus January 18, 2011

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Jesus Republican

n. & a. 1. n. A conservative christian who believes there is one way, the right way; believes that certain behaviors or choices are unsound; sees no contradiction in their choices as they are founded in scripture. 2. a. A negative term used to describe someone who sees everything in black and white and doesn't mind pushing their agenda on anyone who opposes their paradigm.

He's such a Jesus Republican, he's always going on about how evil abortion is, but he supports the war on Iraq and thinks the death penalty is a good thing. I thought the taking of life was immoral?

by Lazarus 01 February 24, 2009

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rapin for jesus

The best song

Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga (rapin for Jesus)

by School shooter45 March 7, 2017

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