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sad panda

A part of the phrase, "I'm a sad panda," to use as often as you can in every conversation ever to everyone you know.

Use it especially if you want your online buddies to talk about you behind your back and call you names like the following: geek, turd, jerk, pig, fool, dick, fuckwad.

Geekturdjerkpigfooldickfuckwad: "im a sad panda *insert lame panda-esque emoticon here*"
Someone Cool: "DIE, BITCH."

by one angry recipient July 30, 2005


panda hole

To harvest the ear wax of your female partner, smear it under her eyes, then administer a chinese shrinky dink, which will cause her to cry, mixing her mascara with the ear wax, causing her to look like a panda. Then force feed her bamboo shoots.

On my wedding night, i plan on giving my new bride a panda hole.

by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006


Kung fu panda

When you and your buddies drink a ton of beer and snort a ridiculous amount of cocaine .. You then sneak into the zoo at night and attack the panda bears with various martial arts moves

Tom: hey what happened to you guys last night Dave: dude!.. We got all wasted and got arrested doing the Kung fu panda

by Super jo jo and friends June 29, 2016


Kung Fu Panda

The coolest movie ever filled with funny laughs and great humor. Best line is

Kung Fu Panda: "AHHH!!!! My Tenders!!!"

by JesusLovesMe131 November 25, 2008


Dead Panda Society

An underground environmental faction that injects revolutionary humor into the global eco-catastrophe.

The "Dead Panda" of the Dead Panda Society is allegedly a spoof of the World Wildlife Fund's beloved panda icon. "Your car kills pandas." -DPS

by Dead Panda Society September 16, 2008


Red Panda

A dong, plain and simple.

Guy 1: Why are you icing your crotch?

Guy 2: Cuz I fell and hurt my red panda.

by CostaRica7 January 28, 2012


Panda-kun

A derogative word meaning an Asian, usually Japanese, person. Is usually used by weak, white, wealthy (Triple W)males.

Look at that Panda-kun. I bet she eats Pocky all day and also watches anime with her slanty eyes. What a ruhtard.

by Dick C. Mongler November 04, 2010