The perfect, juicy round bum cheeks which form side by side to make a clam you will tell your grandchildren about one days
Patty means ass cheeks and wagon is for riding. Thu meaning that a man rides the girl instead of the girl rising the man
To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.
Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.
Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.
Having sexual intercourse, sex, taking her to pound town.
Gang1: I met up with this nice tendaroni and she wanted me to cook her pattie because she was feeling the slime.
Gang2: My man!
An annoying Aunt who is always trying to get into your business or talk about politics that was created by Thomas Sanders
Aunt Patty: do you have a girlfriend? Wanna talk politics? What are you gonna do later?
Person: Begone Aunt Patty!
Bruh this kids legit the coolest dude ever, not to mention attractive, hes a KING at baseball, so so smart, talented, and strong, anyone would kill to have a patty cagney in their life
Yo whos that?
Thats patty cagney the beast! Isnt he just mind boggling?! What a guyyyy
When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.
Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press