Southern Hemisphere derivatives. Small, Aqautic Bird-fish that spend the majority of their time kickin' wicked front-flips and bangin' it to Bob Marley. Usually found brandishing a pair of fresh dollar-store sunglasses.. which what they don't really be havin' no need to be wearing in the first of place, since winter darkies-time down thur lasts for an unreasonably long-ass thyme.
When speaking: "What ever done happen to those Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie". "
A penguin shot is when one person gargles a shot of alcohol in their mouth and then spits the shot into someone else’s mouth.
It’s so hot when you get a penguin shot from the boy you like.
An obese lot lizzard.
Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.
The style of walk that one performs towards the restroom after sharting in his/her pants.
Check out that chick doing the sketchy penguin! I wonder if she's touching cloth...
When there is a certain situation or problem and it’s kinda difficult to solve.... or you just see a penguin at your mansion
Billy: “I can’t escaoe this situation!”
Gardener: “oh it’s that silly penguin again”
When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower
My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower