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anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.
Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those
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Males who are bicurious but do not want to be questioned by playing high contact, guy-on-guy sports such as manly Football, Basketball, or Lacrosse. Baseballer's and soccer players are often found in Victoria's Secret helping their mother pick out lingerie for date night out at Red Lobster with the father.....and little Jonny jr the 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player' who's tagging along because he has nothing better to do on a Friday night other than get home shortly after dinner and watch a weekly edition of "According to Jim" with his mom.
Guy #1 - "Yea so I guess Dan's wife gave birth to a total 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player'."
Guy #2 - "Awh man thats rough."
Guy #1"Yea I guess he's pissed about it. apparently he wanted an all around awesome Football/Basketball/Lax player."
Guy #3 - "Dude. Bummer."
Guy #1 - "Oh I know. And apparently his oldest son is trying out for the school musical."
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A day where anyone can and legally will kiss a girl whom plays soccer.
Hello fellow soccer player, guess what day it is. It’s national kiss a soccer girl day
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On November 23 you have to kiss a soccer boy :)
Hey it is national kiss a soccer boy day let’s kiss after my game;)
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This day (October 29)u have to kiss a soccer boy
Hey did you know it’s national kiss soccer boy day
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A person who is very thicccc gets asked if they play soccer or volleyball after the asker gets a glance at their big thighs.
Sofia: *holding the door open with leg* there you go!
Grace: *gets a good look at her legs* hey, do you play soccer/volleyball?
Sophia: no, I don’t
Grace: Really?
Things about the team:
They all are GAY
The team sucks and can’t win a ring
THEY ARE OWNED BY INDIAN SPRINGS
INDIAN SPRINGS really shit on the John Carrol Boys Soccer Team
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