Peppa pig has aids

Peppa, a popular children’s cartoon character is diagnosed with the deadly disease known as aids . After failing to reach the targeted goal with her gofundme page, peppa fought her disease with substance abuse which led her to have a cocaine addiction which later would contribute to her severe ptsd in which she snorts uncontrollably.

Greg : yoo peppa was the shit back then

Lawrence: nahh man peppa pig has aids , her body was big but her limbs were skinny, that’s aids dude

Greg: my childhood will never be the same again , thank you for telling me

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hoo-ha-doo-da

noun :
used to represent something you can't quite grasp but need to articulate quickly.

Where did you put my hoo-ha-doo-da?
Didn't take it, dickwich.

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Belinda has a big bum

All people with the name Belinda tend to have overly sized rear ends. It is not their fault, it is their parent's fault for naming them that.

So please, if you see a girl with a big bum, be gentle, if their name is belinda, keep it on the "down low".
Cheers!

"Damn Belinda has a big bum!!"

"Leave her alone, she can't help it!"

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she has a nice personality

what you always say about the fat girl

That Katy sure has a nice personality...

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BLU BLAH HA!

Invented by esoMC22, can be used in any way/shape or form possible


mnea ;)

esoMC22: BLU BLAH HA!
Halo boy: ?
Halo boy: Kooka Blah!!
esoMC22: mnea!

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ha got eem

What someone says after they say "DEEZ NUTZ"

Tom- Hey, somethin came in the mail today.
Wife- What?
Tom- DEEZ NUTZ!! HA GOT EEM

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someone has my name

What you say when someone on urban dictionary is posting under the same name as you.

gaan?
floag?
why would i (the real Ka) post things like that?!

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