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Simon is a man with a fairly average sized cock. Often women see Simon as a kind of a weird person, leaving Simon to settle for his American buddy Harley who lives in 'massivetwoshits' (massachusettes) their romantic chemistry is often staggering. Often leaving the average unisex couple jealous of their passionate love making. Simon is a femine man who can often be slightly racist but that's nothing compared to his love for a Subaru brz. Simon is pittied for liking the brz for obvious reasons... (it's fucking slow) but no matter how weird he may be, he is always loved by the hoe-mies. Show your local Simon some love & if socially acceptable, proceed to make love to him passionately.
Shut up, 'Simon'
That is one massive 'Simon'
'Simon' sexualizes his homies
This guy that goes to riverside and has a very nice jiggly ting on the back. Everyone wants to give him brain.
Simon fucked a dog.
Simon shot a nigga.
Simon is some creepy guy I met on holiday.
Simon is a creepy guy I met on holiday.
Hi guys! I’m Simon! I have two kids and they’re VERY SMALL and they’re asleep in that house just there so so you think you could just KEEP IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT! Thanks!