anthony and grace

And suddenly it's as if there's nobody else in the world but these two, crashing through space to meet each other

I wish we were more like Anthony and grace. They are so magnetic towards each other

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Anthony Hopkins

(An-thon-ee Hop-Kins)

Refers to the act of a handjob or wank orchestrated upon a limp or semi-erect penis which remains in said state for the duration of the act.

"I pulled a right hottie last night!"

"How did it go?"

"She ended up giving me an Anthony Hopkins :("

"Gutted lolz :)"

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Anthony fauci

The one guy from the Trump administration that people are still going to be seeing a lot of.

When there's no more coronavirus, people won't be seeing Anthony Fauci anymore, that will be nice.

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Anthony Bourdain

A handsome Cancer man, who was a cocky, sarcastic, knowledgeable, open minded, liberal, functioning alcoholic type of motherfucker who was brave enough to travel to weird ass places and speak his mind, even though it was sometimes cringy, funny, and got him into trouble at times. 6/25/56-6/8/18

Anthony Bourdain said," Fuck you!"to the cop when he was getting arrested for public intoxication. (I have no proof this happened, its a scenario.)

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Michael Anthony

To set fire to something, set a blaze, blow up

Ya'll better stop messing around before I Michael Anthony this place

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Carmelo Anthony

American basketball player for the NBA's New York Knicks. Born May 29, 1984 in Brooklyn, NY. Widely considered by anyone who isn't a complete retard to be the most overrated athlete in the history of ANY sport. Ever. Fool's gold. Plays defense like France did in WW2. Scores 25ppg, yet is directly responsible for other team scoring 50ppg. Only player in league history who can lead league in scoring yet make his team significantly worse. Is to NBA as Donald Trump is to the business world. Lazy, slovenly, self-serving; the perfect Knick. Would need to average 20 assists per game and give entire salary to homeless for next 10 years to be elevated to the status of merely selfish.

Billy: "Man, I gave Shaniqua $5 to buy a scratch off and she won $5000. Not only did she not give me any, she didn't even pay me back my $5!"

Johnny: "Dude, she really Carmelo Anthony'd you on that deal."

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Anthony Sullivan

A British commercial salesman who has a hard on for Alley and loves to advertise things with errect nipples whilst shitting his pants.

Friend 1: 'Bro I heard about the Edge of Glory and Anthony Sullivan was promoting it."

Friend 2: 'Yeah had to wear a diaper because he shits his pants when he advocates something.'

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