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the phrase explains itself potholes on the ass. cellulite slang word for you people who still dont get it.
"dude old bitch Mrs.Higgons from across the street has pothole ass something fierce!"
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A God of the Prostate
Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there...
Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there...
Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there...
Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there...
Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there...
Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.
Boss: WHY WERE YOU LATE AGAIN?!
Worker: Man I had the nastiest shits today, all I had was an AMPM burrito.
Boss: Oh.. The Ass Reaper has strucketh once again!
An affectionate, less medical sounding term for one’s colostomy bag, even though it’s connected elsewhere.
Yup, I got an ass baggy and it’s all mine!
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1. Someone who likes too fuck asses.
2. A gay man.
3. A fun insult to call you friend.
(Me) You know how I know your gay?
(Friend) How?
(Me) Because you are an ass logger.
An ass that jiggles and wiggles like a snake with bad diarrhea
'The stank booty is a total pudding ass'
The microscopic skin flakes of ass, scrotum and taint dispersed when an individual removes his drawls. Usually found on toilet seats.
I had to wipe the toilet seat twice because the guy before me dropped so much ass dandruff.
I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.