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An award that goes to the person who was the biggest asshole of the current week. Most likely the winner does something noteworthy of being an asshole.
Matt won asshole of the week for pissing drunk in the living room.
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An asshole that has sharp teeth in it that will bite off cocks.
Fuck dude I tried to fuck Beth in the butt last night and her asshole dentata bit my dick off
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What a construction supervisor says when s/he wants everyone to work harder.
"This foundation isn't going to dig itself! All I want to see is elbows and assholes people!"
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A vicious punishment that is delivered to a friend when they have allowed themselves to be caught bending over or projecting their ass.
Bill became angry and teary-eyed when I gave him an asshole punch while he was climbing into the back seat of the jeep
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A Guitar Asshole is someone who walks around with a guitar and plays it for no other reason than to get chicks. They prey off the idea that women only dig two kinds of people, jerks and musicians. Guitar Assholes are often both. A Guitar Asshole has zero game, thus must sing sensitive ballads and badly done John Mayer covers in order to get women. Guitar Assholes usually have long hair, often tied in a ponytail, wear cordoroy's, tight t-shirts, and in the winter time, leather jackets.
The patron saints of Guitar Assholes are: Dave Matthews, Jerry Garcia, Trey Anastasio, John Mayer, Teddy Geiger, and Jason Mraz.
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A term used to define a muda fucka and an asshole.
Widely used by F.O.B.'s and other vietnamese muda asshole's in Monterey Park,California.
Jacky Jiang:You stupid muda asshole!
Weieeie(however the fuck you spell the name):fuck you mudderfuckker!
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Slang for the Loose Caboose, a scummy bar in Lafayette, Louisiana that serves cheap beer and sleazy women.
"Do you want to go to the Loose Asshole tonight?"
"No thanks, I've had my fill of cheap pisswater and sluts."
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