Random
Source Code
Random
To cherish to such an extent that you would take it home and frame it on your wall and treasure it for the rest of your life.
I am going to throw--away this receipt that you've folded 7 times for me.
Throw away mean :
When someone gets on your nerves after you’ve done everything they want or give advise and they ignore
Example 1:
Friend:he cheated but he said it was a one time thing.
You: dump his ass.
Friend:no! It’s fine
Four months later
Friend: he’s cheating again but idc I love him!
You: you know what imma just throw the whole friend away
Example 2:
You: mom can we get some food ?
Ur mom: do you have money for food? Because I don’t
You:you know what just throw the whole mom away!
Hym "You WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS. A kid is going to die and they are going to come for you and you are going to lose everything."
Commonly used with two pictures, and the last image is cursed and all you hear is “ I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫”
Person 1: You: 🐴
Person 1: Me: 👨
Person 2: *insert image of horse riding human here* I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫
When you abandon your children because of your failing marriage and you get mad at your husband and so you pack up your bags and leave
She was running away after the fight but then she came back
Pull Away Pet Syndrome is a type of syndrome where YOU, yes, YOU are afraid of pets for the slightest things. For example, if a pet makes a weird sound or some sort of "growl" towards you. You will be USAIN BOLT for about 5 seconds and dart away. Extended time with these pets and learning to not be afraid, see their body signs, and act friendly and slow do help. It is definitely a curable syndrome but it CAN TAKE TIME!
Me: Oh yeah, Sienna's cat is here.
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!
I want to sit on a corner all day and watch anime Lewl
GO AWAY:(
GO AWAY:(
GO AWAY:(
GO AWAY:(
GO AWAY:(
GO AWAY:(
Me: Wtf