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When you are in between two people who both commence in an embarrassing act and you do not partake, thus making you (and possibly the other people at the scene) feel super awkward.
So the other day I was carpooling with some new people and I was smashed in the backseat when their group song came on the radio, so they started dancing and singing like crazy and I got stuck in an awkward sandwich.
When a fat guy walks in a bar, orders a drink, sits next to the first girl he sees, looks her dead in the eye and without anything else said says "Pussy fart" *maintains eye contact then proceeds to take a drink*
Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*
Finding yourself the accidental third wheel at dinner with a couple you thought were getting divorced ... on Valentine's day.
Well this is awkward ...
Will I survive a fall from a bathroom window on the third floor?