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Its basically just making your pussy wet and talented for bed
"Are you fluffing up the bagel darling?" My husband that is 6 feet and has a 9 inch dick said
Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.
The bagel bandits are back from the service.
A depression bagel is a bagel you eat while you are feeling depressed, to make you happy again
Person1: “i feel kind of depressed”
Person2: “you should get a depression bagel”
Coughing Rapidly While Eating A Bagel At The Same Time
i was bagel coughing.
and its not my fault, i was dared.
Bagel rizz is something only a stupid mf named Samad would attempt to pull off. It includes the act of offering to buy a bitch a bagel in hopes to pipe. Bagel rizz has a 0% success rate and always ends in being laughed at in public.
Nahh no way this stupid mf tried bagel rizz on that bih
Something only a stupid ahh mf named Samad Atifi would attempt to pull off. Bagel rizz never ends well and almost always results in being laughed at in public. Bagel rizz includes the act of asking a bitch if she wants a bagel in hopes to pipe.
Nahhh no way this dude tried bagel rizz
Something that a moron comes up with to just say he put something on here
Brian: guys I found scum bagel on here
Dakota: you are a scum bagel , your dumb ass put it in here