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1. To be lazy; To think of yourself as being cool by lounging aroung your house all day doing nothing when should be out getting a job or doing something with meaning.
2. A drunk who travels from bar to bar after they get cut off on drinks to obtain more alcohol.
1. Guy1:What's up, man? Guy2:Not much. Just chillin' at my crib, bar spankin'.
2. Bartender: I'm gonna have to cut you off for tonight. Drunk: Fine!!! I'll bar spank around town the rest of the night.
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A bar war is the cousin of the bar fight, only more loud and violent. A bar war is defined by what happens.
Example A) A chair is thrown. Example A is a bar war.
Example B) Someone knifes someone. Example B is a bar war.
Example C) A drunk throws a punch. Example C is NOT a bar war.
"Dude, did you hear about last night? Phil threw a chair at some drunk guy and the whole bar started fighting!"
"Sounds like an epic bar war!"
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That bar next to the toilet that some use to hang towels on, but most use to hold onto when drunk to steady themselves while pissing/barfing
yo dont put your towel on the drunk bar, i need that later
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Anal sex followed by a quick blowjob; also known as ass-to-mouth
I gave her a steamy Fudge Bar last night
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Widely-separated, empty locations where people drink alone and share the experience with others over the Internet.
"Come here often?" he said into his phone. "Oh, I'm here all the time", she answered. On his small screen she looked like she was enjoying her Margarita, he told her how great his straight Jack Daniels felt going down, miles apart, each locked in their parallel bars, sharing Happy Hour.
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The sacred art of being served at the bar in a busy pub or other beverage serving establishment
"You'll need all your bar-jitsu to get served here"
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A large woman who frequently takes home people from a bar and sleeps with them.
Ryan got so drunk he left with that fat girl.
yeah, I bet he is balls deep in bar pig by now. Lol
Rosey odonnell
Whale
Hog
Fat chickopra
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