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wookies are very stupid mamals and can mistake a simple jesture for something nasty and perverted. these are steps to keep you safe before entering battle, while looking for a mate or after an orgasim a "wookie" will unleash a moan/gasp also known as a wookie battle shreak. if you ever encounter such a comotion you should act accordingly 1) dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the "wookie" could mistake for sexual 2) get in the fetile position until the "wookie" vacates 3) if the "wookie" tries touch or molest you dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the "wookie" could mistake for pleasure 4) NEVER run "wookies" could mistake his for foreplay. then your fucked
wookie battle shreak :wwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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A school located in central Tennessee. If you think they care about you, your wrong they don’t. All of the guys are gay. They may be hot or drop dead gorgeous, just don’t do it.
Battle Ground Academy sucks a big fat dick!¡
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When one places ones balls AND cock upon another less fortunate individuals forehead and proceeds to photograph the incident, hence giving the appearance that the chosen individual is wearing the aformentioned head decoration.
I'm going to sneak into the white house and personally deliver a roman battle helmet right upon the forehead of our unusually sensual vice president.
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The slayer of all existence, and also the bringer of the beginning, his scuttling can be heard across the ages, behind the backgrounds of time. To be blatent. Do not fuck with this being.
"Oh its epic, its an epic battle, oh oh, Epic Battle Guy."
"Epic battle guuuuuuuuuuuyy!!!"
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Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!
I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!
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Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!
I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!
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A video game in which 100 players face off and build forts and the last man standing wins. It has over 200 million players worldwide, and is owned by Epic Games.
I just lost a game of Fortnite Battle Royale.
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