cutting out of the closet

the act of confessing that one is emo

1: dude, john was cutting out of the closet to me in class

2: so, he's emo, then!

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Dragged You Out Of The Closet

(Adj.)
-To Out someone because of something that you did or said.

John - "Look Bill...I know you tell everyone you're straight...but I know better..."
*John inches his fingers up Bill's theighs to his crotch.

Bill- "It's true John...I'm gayer than gay!!!!"

John - "OH MY GOD. I JUST Dragged you out of the closet, DIDN'T I?"

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Angelynne X Jana's closet

One hot ship

person 1: OOOO,YOU SEE ANGELYNNE HUMPING JANA'S CLOSET?!?!
person 2: YEAH!!
person 1: THAT IS TOTALLY AN
person 2: ANGELYNNE X JANA'S CLOSET

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Fall Out of the closet Boy

an appropriate substitute for the bourgeois brokeback band commonly referred to as F.O.B.

"Aren't you jealous that I scored tix to the Fall Out Boy concert?"
"Do you mean Fall Out of the closet Boy?"

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coming out of the server closet

coming out of the server closet is when a nerd or geek that was in denial of being one admits to being a nerd/geek.

why wont billy admit he is a geek?

well clearly billy is still inside the server closet.

its time for him to be coming out of the server closet

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Getting comfortable with the dogs in the closet

Secretly getting high

The family had come for a visit so I was getting comfortable with the dogs in the closet.

Put a Piñata In Your Closet

A phrase used to describe a person who is becoming erect (boner) becauce they heard or seen something gay.

VI

person 1: *shows nipples*
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}