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New song feat. Smash Mouth, Ronald McDonald and Flying Cockroach.
Dude, did you hear about Despacito 5? It just came out this month.
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pronounced hour-point-five
The short way of writing an hour and a half.
Saves you some keystrokes because today's society cannot fathom wasting energy. We're in an energy crisis here!
Becky: Hey, when does the meeting start?
Cornelius: Oh, in about an hour.5.
Becky: Uhh...you mean an hour and a half?
Cornelius: Yeah, which means you got an hour.3 to make me a sandwich.
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The speed at which a corner is taken when the suggested speed limit is doubled and an additional 5mph is added on. A highly dangerous and rewarding manoeuver, it has been tried many times but never successfully accomplished.
Oh man i just tried to take that corner at double +5 and totally wrecked my subaru!
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a shitty band and adam levine is "TOTALLY!!!" Closeted
Maroon 5 are as annoying as Hanson and Aqua-(1HW's know for 97 technoshit hit "Barbie girl")
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People born on September 5 are usually the hottest, most sexiest, nicest person you would ever meet. If anything, i would wanna get myself a hottie born on September 5th
Person 1: Hey, she’s sexy!!
Person 2: Hell yeah!! Must’ve been born on September 5!
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A fantastic office game; the object of which is to clandestinely strike your opponents two testicles with your five fingers.
There is no more ancient and respected game than punching some guy in the nuts.
Kris is in the bathroom throwing up. We were playing 5 on 2 and I squared him.
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