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Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

by YeetController October 08, 2018


Beat that water

When you need to go take a shower

Aye, I’m done working out and need to beat that water before we go eat.

by Slash Vin April 15, 2021


Clit•beat

The way a woman’s body responds to sexual excitement, the clit becomes extra sensitive, swells and retracts in a throbbing motion.

I have a clitbeat everything your lips are pressed on my neck. Clit Clit•beat Clitbeat

by Iamyourheartbeat March 28, 2018


Beating the cheese

Masturbating with such vigor that your cream becomes cheese!

Was beating the cheese gooda for you too?

by Zuka21 September 01, 2019


the beat and yeet

When you beat your child, wife, unborn baby (by pushing in softspot) and yeeting yourself Shanghi, China to avoid the cops and start a new life.

Person: what happened to your dad
You: he pulled the beat and yeet on me
Person: damn son
You: dad its been 10 years
Dad: I did the beat part but not the yeet part

by twat 29 June 10, 2019


get on beat

Florida people made this shit up... Means to get with the program

"Damn those hoes wouldn't slide top, they need to get on beat!"

by FL bitch September 17, 2017


twat beat

twat beat: (twat beating).
'When the dominant of two females agressively slaps (hits hard, beats) her vagina (pussy, twat) on the other felmale's vagina to inflict pain, discomfort and/or damage.'

See also: I'm a bad bitch.

"I'm so mad at her, I would 'twat beat' the shit out of her!"

by I'm a bad bitch March 02, 2014