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Where you jack off your lovers dick while your lover wears a pig mask after ejaculating your lovers shits in your mouth and make out right after
The whole night last night I beat the bacon with Nick
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The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.
Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.
When you need to go take a shower
Aye, I’m done working out and need to beat that water before we go eat.
The way a woman’s body responds to sexual excitement, the clit becomes extra sensitive, swells and retracts in a throbbing motion.
I have a clitbeat everything your lips are pressed on my neck. Clit Clit•beat Clitbeat
Masturbating with such vigor that your cream becomes cheese!
Was beating the cheese gooda for you too?
When you beat your child, wife, unborn baby (by pushing in softspot) and yeeting yourself Shanghi, China to avoid the cops and start a new life.
Person: what happened to your dad
You: he pulled the beat and yeet on me
Person: damn son
You: dad its been 10 years
Dad: I did the beat part but not the yeet part
A greasy rag or towel used for clean up after pulling your goalie. Commonly found in the cabs of heavy equipment.
All the heavy equipment operators were gunning to run the grader because they knew it had a fresh beat rag in the cab to pass the night shift.