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An unfortunate or surprise bowel movement that someone finds upon waking, usually after a hard night of drinking or experimentation with laxatives and/or bad mexican food.
Dude. After eating at Paco's last night, my stomach felt a little funny. And when I woke up this morning, I found a bed brownie!
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Fuck Bed
When staying in hotel room with 2 beds ONE is designated for fucking and one is dedicated for sleeping. This is for the purpose of keeping all of your sex juices in one place and having a clean place to sleep afterward.
“Oh no no!! Don’t sit there, that’s the fuck bed...it’s covered in hot wet spots!!!”
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An incomplete autocorrect of "ruined" using ru--ed with two incomplete letters.
"It had ru bed my sleeping schedule."
"Ruined*"
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a lazy cunt who stays in bed all day
tylah is such a bed bug, she won't leave the bed
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Apparently, if you run you air conditioning 24/7 it's hard to tell whether or not you have bed bugs but now that they shut my electricity off.... I have bed bugs.
Hym "You want to know what a better use of my time would constitute me sitting in a powerless house scratching the bites I wake up with every morning because, apparently, I have bed bugs.... There is literally nothing I can do about any of this. How's Todd doing? Is he sitting in the dark, scratching he bed bug bites? No? Alright. Cool."
Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"
Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."
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the state of a man after being dismounted by his rapacious lover; being unable to leave bed after being sexually devoured.
Bo fell into a delirious, bed ridden state after Christina had slaked her considerable lust.
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SEXUAL AFFAIRS.
Justin was bed-hopping with his fans on his world tour.
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