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Phil Macrackin
Phil Magroin
Hue Janus
Joe... we all know Joe
Deez... we all know Deez
Myra
Myla
And of course
Wendy
Guy 1: you know the best names
Guy 2: like phil?
Guy 1: PHIL MYCRACKIN! HAHAHAHAH
(proceeds to shove cock in mans ass )
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Used among a decaying Northern European island tribe. Someone with severe jingoistic nationalism syndrome. Comorbidities may include CTE, senility, alcoholism, or antisocial personality disorder.
"Don't attack the Queen, she was Best of British!"
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Best mate is essentially the better version of a best friend best mate is the best relationship u can have with someone.
Hey have u met my friend jazz she's my best mate.
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The Best Offence was developed in the army in 2006 when a skinny half-asian private saw a colonel and said "If he tries to come over here I'm going to throw my Kevlar at him and knock him down and shit in his mouth." The Best Offense has the twofold effect of both rendering the target prone as well as infecting him with a clinical condition called Shitmouth, which can lead to the gum disease gingivitis as well as assbreath. The best offense does not require you to use a Kevlar helmet to knock the target prone, but traditionalists of the practice still use one.
Coach: Why is Jackson taking off his helmet? Why is Jackson taking off his pants!? OH MY GOD!
Assisstant Coach: You told him to use The Best Offense.
Jackson: Hrrrrrrn!
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Make one's hardest or most enthusiastic attempt, as in I don't know if I can do it, but I'll give it my best shot. This expression employs shot in the sense of “attempt,” a usage dating from the mid-1700s.
Jess: Best shot girrrl!
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Sophie is just the best person ever she is really pretty and has LOADS of friends.
whos the best
SOPHIE IS THE BEST
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A saying losers tell themselves to make them feel somewhat happy with their lives.
Dude 1: *wins marathon*
Dude 2: *second place*
Dude 1: I can't believe I won
a marathon! This is the best day of my life!
Dude 2: yeah, well first is the worst and 2nd is the best , so HA!
Dude 1: Really?
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