a type of blanket where you watch cringy musically people on.
hey look lets watch some danielle cohn on a strippy blanket
A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.
That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.
A fold or bit of blanket forming a "fin" shape
Snuggle Partner #1 "Is that shark in our bed?!"
Snuggle Partner #2 "No, it's just a blanket fin."
Snuggle Partner #1 "Wheww! Close one..."
Blanket pig means blanket hog meaning someone who hogs the blanket way too much by yanking it away leaving you shivering. A blankeg hog is usually a friend at a sleepover, spouse, or a relative you are sharing a bed with.
To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.
*Joji yanks blankets from Lily*
Lily:"jeez joji, dont be such a blanket pig."
Undercover cop, staying in safety of vehicle.
Guy 1: Man whys that guy staring at us?
Guy 2: Dude i bet he's a blanket pig
Guy 1: Man he gonna be in that car all night.
Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood
I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
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Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
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I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.
A cheese that covers the taste of anything it's put on
Doesn't taste good? here use a blanket cheese