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Meat Blanket

Foreskin- the skin covering the head of a cock

Hazza was rushed to the emergency department after getting his 'meat blanket' caught in the zipper of his acid wash Levi's.

by Ezy-G June 05, 2022


Apple blanket

When someone peels the skin off an apple and eats it.

That fucking idiot really eating the apple blanket?

by Mpact September 23, 2022


Blanket Paralysis

The condition or circumstance where one is covered with, wrapped in, touching or crumpling an INCREDIBLY soft blanket and they are unable to move - neither can they remove said blanket or be removed from said blanket. Voluntarily or by force.

"She has been lying there for hours. She has blanket paralysis."

by Torgud January 30, 2020


inside out pigs in a blanket

During anal intercourse, after a full thrust remove the penis very quickly revealing the inside of the butthole.

Last night I turned you into an inside out pigs in a blanket

by Yayceee December 22, 2019


blanket sandwich

A bed, especially with someone sleeping in it and thereby being the filling for the sandwich. To "make a blanket sandwich" implies simply going to bed.

Dude, as much as I'd love to stay up and chat, it's already 3:00 a.m. and I've got to be up for work. I need to make a blanket sandwich.

by Vinderex May 21, 2018


Blanket friend

A close platonic friend that provides a sense of security and warmth. A comfy person to be around. Used in a non-romantic and non-sexual way.

Mica is my blanket friend they make me feel better when tired or depressed. They are comfort and security.

by Kirbey March 29, 2023


Opposite blanket day

Opposite blanket day is were to HAVE to trade blankets with someone in your household for the day.

“Today is Opposite blanket day, we HAVE to swap blankets!”

by retro boy November 14, 2020