The Blonde Paradox

Blonde women come naturally stupid

Y/n: That makes no sense!
Y/n2: she’s experiencing the Blonde paradox

blonde ambition

a name given to the number 1 advocate streamer on twitch

blonde ambition is awesome

that..blonde..phycho

The best tiktoker on earth.her cosplay of Toga Himiko is PERFECT 👑👑👑(SHE SHOULD SPILL TEA FROM SCHOOL OR SMH☕☕☕☕☕☕)

Me:"have you followed that..blonde..phycho"

Bully:"Eww no she's terrible"

Me:"NO SHE'S NOT BITCHHHH HER COSPLAY IS GREAT"

OTHER KID:"hell yeah I've seen her she's great and I'm a simp 😏"

Blonde Steve

A negative force who will want everyone, and I mean everyone want to turn heterophobic. He is a sort of teenage mail Karen.

“Fucking Blonde Steve, I hate Blonde Steve.”

Blonde Bob Baddie

Someone who has a blonde Bob and slays everyday. Not everyone with a blonde Bob can be a blonde Bob baddie,it’s a lifestyle not a hair style.

Liv is my favourite blonde Bob baddie!

toe blonde

A phrase to use when you are just barely asleep and wake up and think you've just come up with the most brilliant temperature degree rating.

Kind of like lukewarm but lukewarm to the point where you stick your toe in it and your toe is comfortable and blonde, I guess.

hot damn it is very toe blonde in here rn like lukewarm but my toe is comfortable and blonde y'know

hot damn it is very toe blond in here rn like lukewarm but cold white paleness y'know

blonde-ish

When someone's hair is half blonde

Chloe is blonde-ish