slam book

A book, usually a notebook where you right something mean about people you don't like.

Ooh, she made me mad yesterday, I'm adding her in my slam book.

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Face-Booked

when you get called out on your shitty status post, or for posting a lie on facebook.

Facebook Status: I love my boyfriend so much!

Comment: bitch, I saw you cheating on him last Tuesday you've just been face-BOOKED.

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Book Up

when you meet a chick and instead of hooking up with her you go home facebook friend her and masterbate to her photo.

Dude, those chicks where so hot im going home to book up to them

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kid's book

the best strong bad email as of yet

"Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. AWWWW"

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The book of Mormon

A religious holy book that is reverenced by Mormons, who are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Written by Joseph Smith, who is alleged to have received an Angelic revelation revealing the location of golden plates of which tell the tale of Christ visiting the American natives shortly after being resurrected. Those who adhere to this religion are known to wear what is described by many as "Holy Underwear". Mormons are forbidden to be referenced by the first name, instead opting for the title of "Elder", or "Sister". As one with half a brain could probably deduce, it is a religion of pure bullshit. Obvious bullshit.

Elder Johnson: Oh, Tom...I think...I just shit my Holy Underwear! What am I going to do?

Elder Richards: Hey, shit for brains...I thought I told you to call me Elder. So you shit your holy drawers? Don't worry. It is Holy Shit now. Damn, that stinks!

Atheist: Hey, don't worry guy! Just tear a few pages out of The Book of Mormon, and use it to wipe your ass. It is basically what it is, an ass-wipe.

Elder Johnson: *scratches chin* You know...I think maybe you are right...

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Fully Booked

A term used in reference to sexual activity; when the receiver has all holes full!

Katie was fully booked last night! I was in her mouth, Jamie in her butt and Jake in her fanny!

hooky book

to leave a place (meeting, conference, presentation etc.) prematurely without prior approval.

We'll meet at 4 PM. The meeting may go longer but I'll just hooky book.