When you shit so hard the bricks come out
Person A: bro that’s hilarious im shitting bricks rn.
Person B: bro wtf tmi
A "Certified Brick" is a sweaty they/them gaymer who spends the majority of their time playing games such as minecraft. A "Certified Brick" occurs when someone plays a game for hours on end, sweating, trying to get better at the game without caring to play with friends but instead trying to get better. A "Certified Brick" also occurs when someone plays shitty online games such as .io games and spends a little too much time on them before hopping off and doing "study".
A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.
Alpha Male: "Are you sitll playing Evowars.io after 3 hours"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"
Chip a brick of marijuana to make dat money
all I do is chip the brick to make a living
when someone is not just taking a brick, but a brick and a half to complete a task; and extreme length of time; a group of 5 v c00l people who slay
00f tori! you are taking a brick and a half!!
or
gang gang brick and a half in the house!!
The kind of poops that are tiny and multiple, therefore resembling the famous breath mint, Tic Tac
"Who left brick tacs in my toilet?"
"Yo, sorry, man, Kevin had somewhere to be and didn't flush"
brick bandits are feared by the people of criminality, the brick bandits consist of stikiman, goggles, nezzy and brick the bandits kill everyone that get in there way, the people of crim have nightmares and wake in distress, everybody leaves the server at the arrival brick bandits because they rampage through everyone and leave nothing but a bloody trail behind.
If a muscle girl is equivalent to Arnold Schwarzenegger, then a brick chick would be a Bruce Lee.
She might look like a skinny little girl but thats a brick chick dude.