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British people are people from either England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. Don’t ever confuse Britain with England because the other nations will shaft u on Twitter. British people are a race commonly renowned for the size of their penises. Since King Arthur said the now infamous words, “suck my 12 inch you horny sket” The cock of the British race has been enshrined in legend. Even Brexit has its route in the size of our protrusions, the reason it takes so long is because the forth of the British penis was hard to fit in the EU to start with, this makes pulling out a living nightmare.
Person A: Look at the cock on that one
Person B: yea he’s British, that’s why
A person without dental care therefore also a person with bad teeth
I hate the british, their teeth are unimaginably horrendous.
an unfortunate trait
also means your teeth are absolutely fucked
i woke up one day and realised i was british so i went back to sleep
Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it.
Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Whale people do not exist, whales live in the sea.
There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. But British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points is wrong then.
This brings us to our last point, what language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and myself on the line here, to find a "British" person speaking their native language. Most of them speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUNDS like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist.
Person 1: Did you see that British docuseries "Black Mirror"?
Person 2: British People aren't real
Person 1: *a'rent
a type of people who doesn't have dentist's and can't live without tea and crumpets.
hay near the trolley and man was robbed by a British person for there tea.
British 1: (Verb) The act of getting stabbed 2: (Verb) To stab 3: (Noun) A person from the british ilses
THAT MOTHERFUCKER GOT BRITISHED