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the act or
bumping your ass with someone.
Hey Jonathan wanna start bumping bums soon.
This is the act of two females slamming thier vaginas together.
Hey sally, wanna go bump tacos?
Super-chub females with massive fat rolls hanging off their stomach (stomach aprons). This word only applies to these super obese with lots of heaviness around the mid-section, similar to the ones on "The Biggest Loser". Females with massive asses or legs would not be called this term.
That blond lady with huge fat rolls around her waist on The Biggest Loser is an ok looking humpty bumps.
when two women bump their hairy pussies together until they come upon a squirt fest
Sandra and I were a lesbian couple and had a few beers and were headed home. we were both feeling kind of horny when Sandra took my pantileius off and started rubbing my shithola till i cummed. then we started bumping fuzz when we bump our hairy pussies together with our hairy pussies having a squirt fest
Noun
1. Euphemism for awkward Christian sex.
2. Christian dry humping
3. Mormon anal sex
4. A dance move done by Christians in which they spread their arms out to the side to look like Jesus on the cross. Then with feet together hop to the beat of music with knees barely bending. Palms facing forward.
Verb
-ed, ing
The act of doing any of the above
Dude, that Mormon girl; she's totally down for the Jesus Bump.
Yea, man, she was so uptight. But she let me Jesus Bump that.
Man, that Baptist girl was a freak. We did the Jesus bump and soaking.
A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.
Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.
Smack that ho. Trick= ho, bump that= hit that smack that, pretty popular in old rap
If ur breezy is pissin you off, bump that trick
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