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Han Solo shot first.
Who shot first?" is a phrase used by Star Wars fans to refer to a controversial change made to a scene in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. In the original theatrical version of the film, Solo shoots Greedo under the table and Greedo dies without firing a shot. The scene was modified for the 1997 re-release to feature Han using his weapon in retaliation after Greedo fires at him; the latter rather implausibly missing Han at point-blank range (<2 meters away). Thus, the phrase "Who shot first?" is a retort to director George Lucas' explicit cinematographic assertion that "Greedo shot first.
Peter: I saw episode IV the other day, and I swear Greedo didn't shoot first in the original. Who shot first?
James (fanboy): Han Solo shot first.
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When someone has a first name for a last name, in addition to their actual first name.
David: Have you guys heard Sean Paul's new cd?
Brad: Yeah it sucks, and he has two first names.
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An injury mostly likely to occur in an advanced first world country due to the high standard of living.
Karma suffered a first world injury walking into a dumpster while tweeting on her smart phone.
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Adult sex toy(s) usually kept in the stowaway compartment in the back of a 30-something soccer mom's station wagon or SUV.
She was looking a little indifferent until I went out to fetch her first aid kit.
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Wow, funny, never heard that one before....
except that it's underlined right above the search box.
And for the record, Urban Dictionary is officially declaring you DTM- aka Dead To Me. Which means you are kicked out of any upcoming parties and excluded from any inside jokes henceforth.
Nice going, smart ass.
Person- Hey, I know something totally hilarious that no one would have ever thought of before! I should totally make an ass of myself and just use the literal form of the suggestion above the search box.
*types in "your first name"*
Urban Dictionary- gtfo
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The firstborn child may feel like they were the ones treated the worst because all of the other children were the baby's of the family. Sence the parents were still learning how to be parents they tend to discipline the firstborn more than the other children. But the firstborn is usually the most successful so the other siblings will always look up to them, and their parents usually are the proudest of their oldest.
The first always gets treated the worst.
First child syndrome is when the first child has things more difficult and the other syblings are the baby's and are spoiled.
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THE FIRST 90 days of anything are the hardest, if you can beat that you'll make it; in relationships extremely. If a guy and girl have a rough 90 days but make it the 90 days then can lay forever. Situations change. And people do as well but if you make the first 90 days everything before does not matter.
P.S. Make the 90 days with a girl or guy make her a part of your life
In work make 90 days get good pay keep the job for a while.
There are 90 day challenges.
There are 90 days get rich quick. There are <90 relationships which mean nothing. There are 90 day work outs. JUST MAKE THE 90 DAY's and you can always make it.
THE FIRST 90 days of anything are the hardest, if you can beat that you'll make it; in relationships extremely. If a guy and girl have a rough 90 days but make it the 90 days then can lay forever. Situations change. And people do as well but if you make the first 90 days everything before does not matter.
P.S. Make the 90 days with a girl or guy make her a part of your life
In work make 90 days get good pay keep the job for a while.
There are 90 day challenges.
There are 90 days get rich quick. There are <90 relationships which mean nothing. There are 90 day work outs. JUST MAKE THE 90 DAY's and you can always make it.
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