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Socks with 1 pound of butter in them each, they are swung like mad and are used as a Melee weapon.
Did you hear about Alex, he go butter socked!
When you build up smegma in your foreskin, then ejaculate and let your semen sit inside your foreskin to cook over night. The resulting product is what's known as penis butter.
Manwell: "penis butter is amazing on toast."
What is left on your twelve year old son's pillow after your Victoria's Secret catalogue has gone missing.
I was doing the whites today but I couldn't get the pillow butter out of little Timmy's sheets.
When a male ejaculates on one’s booty and proceeds to spread his semen around the cheeks.
Dude! I left Rebecca last night with buttered patties!
The piss directly after cumming when semen is mixed with urine. Holding the consistency of sperm while the color of butter.
“What took so long in the bathroom?"
“It was coming out as tinkle butter!”
v. When you crap your pants but just enough to get the cheeks wet.
Johnny: Uh-oh, I think I just crapped my pants...(upon inspection)nope...just buttered the buns. Can I borrow some boxers?
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When you cum on an Ouija board and make someone use and they get cum on their hands.
Bro you got ghost butter all over my hands