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doin' it faux natural

to masturbate

I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.

by Poetjester February 6, 2016


Natures Lipstick

A dogs wiener

WOW! Look at Natures Lipstick on that diggity-dawg!

by LemonLawMasta June 5, 2021


nature’s holster

It's a special little pocket every man has in his rear

He tucked the pocketknife into his nature’s holster just like his granddad used to do on long hikes through the woods.

by ralfsv August 9, 2024


natural rizz

Relying majority on looks to get girls

‘he doesn’t have actual rizz he has natural rizz’

by JamArtisan April 29, 2022


Natures Holiday

It’s another word for 4/20, or taking a day to relax and smoke weed all day.

Bro: Why did you call in work today cuh?
Cuh: It was Natures Holiday, I was about to go but then I got high bro.

by Johnny Silverhand April 17, 2024


natural dildo

fuck dick pussy ass sex ovaries sperm cum semen

who needs shower sex when u have natural dildos

by hiraeth.13 April 23, 2021


nature's napkins

the testicles of a male. Not female testicles. Those are ovaries.

Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.

The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.

"Cheetos powder? On my hands?"

"It's more likely than you think. Better use nature's napkins!"

by JimTheNickel July 4, 2009