I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.
It's a special little pocket every man has in his rear
He tucked the pocketknife into his nature’s holster just like his granddad used to do on long hikes through the woods.
Relying majority on looks to get girls
‘he doesn’t have actual rizz he has natural rizz’
It’s another word for 4/20, or taking a day to relax and smoke weed all day.
Bro: Why did you call in work today cuh?
Cuh: It was Natures Holiday, I was about to go but then I got high bro.
fuck dick pussy ass sex ovaries sperm cum semen
who needs shower sex when u have natural dildos
the testicles of a male. Not female testicles. Those are ovaries.
Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.
The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.
"Cheetos powder? On my hands?"
"It's more likely than you think. Better use nature's napkins!"