Coke Bottle Massacre

When you put saggy genetalia in a coke bottle.. then watch a girl get naked so your fella gets wedges in the bottle then slap the girl with the bottle which at this point should be tightly on your meat.

your sister pissed me off dan so a Coke bottle massacre was in order.

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Frying the coke

This is a reference to the movie review of "Double Team" by the Nostalgia Critic, where Coca Cola was used as a gratuitous product placement to save the protagonists from a large explosion. It is used to signify when product placement is used to help the protagonist in a sticky situation.

The use of "Head and Shoulders" shampoo in the movie "Evolution" was a blatant Frying the Coke moment.

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coke machine on legs

Incredibly large person

Kristy is a coke machine on legs

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Coke Man

Tony Robinson the king of things that are.erm?...........erm?............erm?..dont know really! BALDRIK U wazuk

'OOOH look that crappy programme is on where a load of sad old degenerates look at dead grannies (Time Team). That means Coke Man will be making an appearence!!!'

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Kalamazoo Coke Whore

When male is about to bust his nut, he removes penis from hole and places tip up nose. Once tip is up the nose and nut has occurred, the famale snorts the cum up her nose like a like of coke...

Man when i gave that girl a kalamazoo coke whore last night she snorted a 8ball of my cum.

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post-coke nose

Constant sniffling for a few days after snorting coke.

Person A: *siff sniff*
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Person A: *sniff sniff*
Person B: Hey, you sick?
Person A: No, why?
Person B: You probably got post-coke nose then.

cherry vanilla coke

ah yes, cherry vanilla coke. the drink of the gods.

J: Yo bro i’m drinking cherry vanilla coke rn

B: *bows down to J*