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computer orgy

a pile of two or more computers

dont put your computer on mine, we dont want a computer orgy in here!

by ilikecomputerorgies May 13, 2020


House of ill compute

a church or temple.

(parody of the term house of ill repute)

ah! The christian's must be heading to the house of ill compute.

by Qrez October 13, 2017


computer sanding

aggressively r-ping someone while watching sand asmr.

Dude 1: Hey what are you doing?

Dude 2: computer sanding.

by LemmaDonna July 12, 2023


24/7 on computer

When you are always on your computer every day 24/7
This is a condition that occurs the most if your a:
Redditor
Twitter user
Youtube watcher
Urban dictionary reader
Netflix watcher
Xfinity watcher

Guy 1: That guy has been 24/7 on computer
Guy 2: Oh man, his eyes are going to be fucked soon.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021


Computerness

When a drunk baby boomer tries to describe an IT worker's knowledge in computer science.

Dad: So my son's computerness *hic* is really high.

by MerlinWebster April 29, 2018


Brain computer interface

When the girl during sex start to shit on the computer then your face

The brain computer interface is hot as fuck.

by Brain computer March 31, 2017


Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023