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The very basic know-how of computer usage (or lack thereof).
" I swear to god, mate my auntie Kath will be the death of me. She begs (whines) for help over the same BASIC internet/computer functions over and over again, regardless of how many times I explain it to her! Some people just can't even tie their digital shoelaces if their bloody lives depended on it!
Hitting a nicotine vape and a thc vape at the same time
Let me hit the digital spliff
The act of hitting a weed pen and tobacco pen at the same time
the action of sending unsolicited images of one's genitals to an unsuspecting victim
"Roger's been digital flashing all week, he's surprised that all the girls think he's a creep!"
A worker who uses any manner of modern technology to be more productive and efficient.
Today's digital worker is connected to information and resources in a way that was inconceivable even 10 years ago.
removing someone as your other half in a social networking site. Usually confirms the end of the relationship in the eyes of everyone else and leaves the floodgates open for potential suiters and that you're good to go.
Jimmy "did you hear Teresa gave Bill the digital flick"
Dave "thank fook, I hear she takes Wavin for Cavan, might try get me some of that"
A game played typically by a group of Royal Marines or vetted non-Royal Marines where three or more adult males drink ten or more pints of beer, strip naked and proceed to wrestle. The winner is determined when the first saliva drenched digit or finger is forcibly driven into another males poop shoot. The reigning title holder is currently named "Dutch" but proper names have not been divulged.
My arse is very sore today. I must have lost at Digit Wrestling...and I'm even upset.
The digital footprint of a strange blonde man and a group of ex-scene kids that they will never, in fact, escape from.
Person 1: "Remember My Digital Escape?"
Person 2: "I wish I didn't..."