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A dildo used for female-to-female anal sex by lesbians.
Dude, I was watching this porno and these two chicks were fucking each other with a lesbian anal dildo!
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I was sitting there selling used dildos back of a pickup truck ask Mr Smith for his sweet glass cum and you be right back here blowing on me
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Thursday the 23rd.
In the Placebo song "Evil Dildo", the obscene telephone message is left on Thursday the 23rd of an unknown month and year. The day Thursday 23rd is often celebrated as Evil Dildo day by Placebo fans
Location where one must go to purchase a dildo and find a large variety and selection.
Hey dude let's go to dildo r us.
A dildo that the top side is a wiener and the bottom is also a wiener attached together.
This 2 sided dildo is amazing for doggy style.
The untimate defensive insult, complementing "your spleen." It implies that you are being a d-bag and should go anally violate yourself.
Dude #1:Hey man, why dont you go do your mom!
Dude#2: Why dont you go sit on a dildo!
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This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.
A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.
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