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When you have to take two pulls to clear your bong.
Damn I just had to scuba dive
When a man tries to hook up with another man while it is not obvious that he is gay, and then indirectly denies that he is gay when the other man asks. The man needs a huge oxygen tank like the ones used by scuba divers to look for meals while hide his sexuality.
Kevin Spacey - Hey fuckboi I could sure use a scrotum massage.
Man in Gay Bar - Uh? Are you gay?
Kevin Spacey - Just because you scuba dive, doesn’t make you a scuba diver.
The end of the school year ritual where teachers and poor kids comb through the trash thrown out by other students as they clean out their lockers in search of usable school supplies for the next school year such as pens, pencils, and unused paper.
"Did you see the haul Mrs. Wright got locker diving? She ended up with about 5,000 pages of notebook paper, twenty binders, fifty five pencils and thirty pens!"
"Yeah, she's set for next years Algebra 1 math class."
The act of getting excessively wasted. Generally associated with psychedelics.
How was your weekend? Great until I took the high dive off the short bus.
Jumping from a 40ft ladder while naked, as to slam into the lubed up vagina of a woman at the bottom of the ladder, all while screeching like a German Junkers Ju 87's ram-air siren!
I was Dive Bombing my girlfriend yesterday. Sadly we had to stop, as we woke up her parents
join me
mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"
Have sex with an old woman. Usually in there late 70's to 80's
Are you grey diving that old broad?