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an extremely large breast size for a woman that it akes two hands to wrap around one breast.
When my wife gets horny she likes to wear her push up lowcut bra with low cut tops to go out and display her 42 double d's.
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lit. from the French meaning 'double meaning.' a phrase or saying that has another connotation apart from the literal, almost always sexual in nature. A staple of the British 'carry on' series of films of thr 1960s and 70s, and the most excellent 'Bottom' TV show of the early 90s on the BBC
Eddie: Hang on, hang on hang on hang on. I've got your real present here.
Richie: It's a piece of paper. It is a small piece of paper.
Eddie: Read it.
Richie: "Madame Swish, three-thirty." Oh! Eddie! You haven't? Oh, what a pal you are. "Madame Swish". Ooh-err! Hohh, God, at last I'm really going to do it. And on my birthday as well! Ohhhggh, I wonder what she's like?
Eddie: She's a dead cert mate, a real stayer.
Richie:Really?
Eddie:Yeah, she'll come first.
Richie: What, before me? Good grief, that's quick. So she'll think I'm
great! Oh, what a pal you are! And it's all paid for?
Eddie: Um, not exactly, I need a tenner.
Richie: A tenner. Right. That's quite cheap, isn't it?
Eddie: Er, well, no, in that case it's a tenner each way.
Richie: Well, how many ways are there?
Eddie: Well, you'll come first, second or third, won't you?
Richie: Well how many people are going to be there?
Eddie: Well, a few thousand.
Richie: What?
Eddie: Well it's Kempton.
Richie:Kempton? I can't get down to Kempton by three-thirty!
Eddie: You don't have to mate, it'll be on the telly!
Richie: They're going to televise it? Well what if my auntie's watching?
Eddie: Well what's illegal about betting on a horse?
Richie: A horse?
Eddie: Yeah.
Richie: Madame Swish is, is, is a horse?
Eddie: Yeah! Well what did you think it was?
Richie: Oh no, nothing, nothing. Just checking.
Eddie:I have given you a red hot tip.
Richie: (looks at his crotch) I know, and there's nothing I can do about it now, is there!
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when a heterosexual couple outsources the girl's asshole.
damn, sweetie, i'm glad we added johnny so we could do double penetration.
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1. The act of tricking someone into buying you something, because you have no money.
2. The act of secretly adding to the original specified amount, while leaving another to pay.
"Dude, Helena just double bageled me at the store this morning!"
"Watch out! Helena is a total double bageler."
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Having one mans penis inside a girls anus while another man has his penis in her vagina causing the women to have the feeling that the penises are almost touching. This much intensity can cause the women to pass out. Especially if both men cum at the same time.
" at first it was a little awkward being naked with another guy, but I decided to double penetrate belle anyway because she promised me some good head"
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A character on the popular show "Ed Edd n Eddy" who most likely has the most fangirls in the world. I should know. I was one.
Double Dee wears a black hat (what's under it, nobody knows), redish orange shirt, and purple shorts. He is a scientific genius, and an obediant little teacher's pet. He enjoys learning and researching.
He also enjoys entomology, the study of insects.
Double Dee is forced to help Eddy with his "scams", so that they will succeed. Double Dee is the only reason that some of them come close to succeeding. Without him, Eddy's ideas would be just that: ideas. Double Dee invents things that help out.
He is the only one of the three Eds that doesn't have a sibling.
He has multiple *freaky* shrine sites dedicated to him, including a part of the Ed Zone.
Sara:
Double Dee, that's so cute!
~That episode with the middle name theme.
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(n)- the hand motion representing two guns being held against one's chest and pointing outwards and while firing aimlessly into the environment
(v)- a common term used when a person is requesting that he and another individual join together to share a series of 'double bangs'
"I want to give a shout-out to double bangs"
or
"Double bang it"
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