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When you are about to cum when a girl is giving you head you grab the back of her head and thust you dick down her throat causeing your jizz to come out of here nose.
She didn't want to swallow so i gave her a goo dragon.
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A person that thinks they are going to single-handedly, or sometimes with the help of like-minded individuals, save a community.
Cops, prosecutors, golf course security guards, self-important businessmen, and politicians generally have a dragon slayer mentality.
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One who loves dragons more than falcons
James you dragon lover!
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When you stretch out your girlfriend's ass, put a beard dragon in, and let it crawl around.
I bought a lizard so I could give my girl a gaping dragon.
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can only be done with a 10 inch or longer penis. A jump spin in which the erect penis smacks someone in the face breaking bones and loosing teeth
hey biatch gimme yo wallet
you will face my spinning dragon
what da fuck
haya
"crack"
aww fuck my jaw
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A way of asking someone when the last time they fapped was without straight out asking when the last time they fapped was. Usually used in a safe for work environment towards people you don't know. It is considered more polite.
Customer: So, how's the Fap Dragon?
Store Manager: Yeah he paid me a visit a few minutes ago
Customer: Shit yeah! You're a real Fap Master!
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Bearded Dragon or ( "The Bearded Dragon") -n- Refers to a haircut, given to the hair surrounding the male genitalia. This cut removes all hair from the upper pelvic region above the penis, while at the same time leaving the testicles (nut sack) full of a lovely, bountiful main. This would leave your penis to be referred to as the Dragon and thus forth your extremely hairy balls being the only hair left in your junk area the beard thus giving you "The Bearded Dragon"
My girlfriend prefers "The Bearded Dragon" over the Brazilian.
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