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Another name for a mans penis.
Dude last night i worked my flesh drive hard
Awsome man.
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when a turd wont go down your toilet, forcing you to fist it up the U-Bend
oh shit i just took a phat dump in triangle tits toilet.
just shank drive that mother fucker.
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To do something in a bad ass manner whereby the person almost crosses the line, but stays cool and pulls it off.
Sam picked up two hot girls at the bar. He is driving the brick like a real man.
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a dangerous creature from the phillipine islands that preys on the weak and innocent. She runs them down in her crappy silver car and runs them over repeatedly. She should be avoided at all costs
driving mynda killed a kid yesterday
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The refuse that comes out of a software engineer's anus is called Google Drive.
The engineer had food poisoning and discharged Google Drives all night.
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The act of using ones knees to drive while simultaneously using a set of drum sticks to play the drum beat of music on the radio. Usually this is accomplished with the volume at the maximum setting. Some variations use the bottom of the steering wheel as the snare, the top is the hi hat, toms can be played on the seat or any surface that produces a thump, the bass can be played by stomping the floor board with the foot that doesn't do anything anyways, and symbols can be played on the windows. Many accomplished "Stick Drivers" can navigate even the most congested inner city streets or highway system seamlessly drumming to the heaviest metal music. Some lower level "stick drivers" should start of with a slow country song in the Walmart parking lot...
Police Officer: Sir, can you explain the reason you were swirving?
Guy: I was just started "driving stick"...
Police Officer: Ok I will let you off with a warning
Guy: drives off..
Police Officer: Hey... that was an automatic....
Guy: Drives into on coming traffic hitting a bus full of old clown nuns killing everyone in a huge explosion while slipknot blares from his radio...
Police Officer: haha... Noobs
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Where you or others climb in to a vehicle and go drive in a highly populated area and wherever you see people outside you shout obscenities at them. It could be good things but mostly when this occurs you shout at them to make them mad. You could shout at anyone outside like people walking down the street, people leaving resturants, hobos, or most commonly people pumping gas. The greatest accomplishment is coming across someone that has had a really bad day and having them completely explode in verbal or physical anger. Just make sure there are no cops and you do not shout at them when stoplights are red.
To make it even more interesting you could also throw things at the people and shout “let it fly.” It puts a more interesting trick to the insults and a couple extra laughs.
"Damn kids! Damn drive-by insult's!"
Drive-by insult's
"Pump that gas, bitch!"
"look! a baby fucker!"
"Get a job cocksucker!"
"Chinka tu madre!"
"Hey bitch, let it fly!" (throw object at person or thing)
"Skank at the pump!"
"Fat ass!"
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