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100 mg weed edible with a four loco or 2 shots of alcohol and caffeine
Ex 1) “Once I did a North American Pile Driver and I immediately started frantically shitting my pants when it all hit me”
Like Driver's Arm only with the left arm tanned.
Dude why've you got English Driver's Arm?
'cause I'm English you mug!
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I like that one meme where the old lady gets hit by a stop sign with this song covering it.
You should cover the song Drivers License by Olivia Rodrigo over that video with the lady getting hit by a stop sign
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I gave my wife a mind blowing SJB pile driver extream last night. She screamed and work up the neighbors and left a huge wet spot on my sheets.
The chick lays on her back with her legs over her partners shoulders. You hold her feet as high up and as wide apart as you can with her ass off the bed, driving your cock into her as deep as you can.. She rubs her wet clit wildly as you pound her. Thia results in a mind blowing vaginal and clitoral orgasam at the same time. It is sure to please and have her begging for another SJB Pile Driver Extream.
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The act of forcing your girlfriend to shit on the rug. Then proceeding to rub her nose in the feces while having sex with her doggy style all while spanking her with a rolled up newspaper and shouting what a bad dog she's been
Last night I was so fed up with Suzies constant bickering that I forced her into a Tallahassee Naughty Puppy Pile Driver just to shut her up. Funniest thing is that she loved it!
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The trio of items you need in your car if you want to drive at your very best: Driving gloves, top of the line police radar, and a dashcam.
The driving gloves will reduce the fatigue in your hands while figuratively add 20 mph to your top speed (in your mind)
The police radar is to know when to slow down so you don't get caught by the cops.
And the dash cam is to protect you against any accidents that aren't your fault.
Inspired by the diligent, vigilant, meticulous, sagacious, conscientious, analytical, methodical individual, THE Chiseled Adonis with his Phrase "New York Triple Play Powers" ("I got my timbs, my fitted, my durag, and my wifebeater while I got the New York Triple Play on and find you in shits boy...":
I got the riparo gloves on my hands, the police radar in the front of the dash, and the dash cam near the mirror, and I'm gonna activate my Getaway Driver Triple Play Powers and speed the fuck out of here.
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The request set by Beyoncé for her driver to roll up the partition of the car in order for her to have sex with her husband (Jay-Z) in the back seat of the car.
"Driver roll up the partition, please. I don't want you to see BeyBey on her knees"
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