Daisy Ducks

The lower-body ensemble created when a woman wears daisy dukes and does not realize that her tampon string is sticking out of the bottom.

Did you see Nancy sporting her Daisy Ducks today? Brutal...

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fluck the duck

Some Commie Fucker WHo is a Fucking Duck Who Sucks
WHAT THE FUCK
HE CANT FUCKING ANIMATE BECAUSE HE A CUNT WHO SHITS NAZIS
FUCK

"Yo, Fluck The Duck is a bitch!"
"Yeah, That thats true"

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Swamp Duck

A term widely used by big John to heard his young-lings around the inner sanctum sanctorium

"Gather round my little SWAMP DUCKS"
"It's due date SWAMP DUCKS"

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fuck a duck

When a bitch is trying you and you need them to "fuck a duck".
It means "fuck off", but with a little bit of humor.
When you cant stand an annoying person and just want them to leave.

Go fuck a duck Jerry i am tired of dealing with you right now.

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dirty duck

when a girl with no legs drags herself across the sandy beach and her cooch gets rammed with sand

its sandy

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duck walk

When you take a dump and realise you forgot to refill the toilet paper, so have to duck walk to the cabinet, get the toilet paper and duck walk back.

Person A (in toilet) : Can you get me some toilet paper please?

No reply.

Person A: Oh fuck, im gonna have to suck it up and do the duck walk.

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duck bread

Spongy white bread fit only to be fed to ducks. Hence, by extension, white bread: boring, dull, uncool, in a particularly white, uptight way.

"See the way that guy dances? He's so duck bread."
"Totes"

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