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Phrase originating from a person named:"Thunderlake".
It means pirating a file, video, movie, or game.
Edward Teach being the pirate known as Blackbeard.
"Oh man, did you buy that new game that was released 2 weeks ago?"
"Nah dude, i'm Borrowing from Edward Teach"
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One person plays the role of banana, and lies down on a futon. The other two play the roles of ice cream and whipped cream. Toppings, like fudge, cherries, warm pee, and printouts of famous presidents and supreme court justices are then added on top of the "banana."
Once everyone is in place, while listening to an audiobook version of the Illiad, all members pretend someone is eating the banana split and "mashes all the ingredients together."
After everyone is thoroughly covered, they cuddle and lick up the toppings.
A "Carl Edward Jordan Split" would be when Jordan is the "banana" and Carl and Ed cover him in peaches, cherries and fudge. Carl switches on the Illiad and curls up in a ball on Jordan's legs with pictures of Sotomayor. Ed grabs a handful of seabeans and gets in as the "whipped cream." After "eating the split" for 3 hours, they cuddle and eat all the toppings.
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edward cullen is a beautiful vampire specimen, known & lusted for by many. he is technically 109 years old, but remains the outlook of a 17 year old. he is the perfect, perfect guy to be with, but has only got eyes for the character bella swan in the Twilight Saga. there are many definitions for this vampire, but the haters who say he is a complete dickhead are guys who have self-esteem problems, cos their girlfriends are leaving them for Edward.
& the girls who hate him are just plain jealous.
Lisa: Jarred, i'm dumping you.
Jarred: WTF why ?
Lisa: edward cullen asked me out.
Jarred: OMG.. why????!!!! *goes and cries*
Megan: i don't get why the fuck everybody likes that dude.
(omg he asked LISA !!!)
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A short faggot who has a girlfriend that was introduced to him on a gay site known as omegle(where losers try to get pussy) he is roughly 4' tall and has a dick proportional to his height ie 2 inches.
Man look at that Charles Edward Ridings III he's such a bitch.
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Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV is a very interesting individual, there has been much research done on the specimen, although results are pending, we have discovered that Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV has some superb traits. Such as, his wacky drama skills, and elite ability to "forget" his math homework, and is known for his elegant fashion, i.e. cowgirl boots. Keep an eye out for this rare creature, as it is a once in a life time opportunity, and an out-of-body experience.
Speaker:Pull your mask up Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV
Robby Johnny Eddy Clayton IV: Wuut oh aight uhh
Speaker: COVID-19 lives in the nose!!!:)
King Edward VI Grammar School is an all-boys grammar school in Chelmsford, England. The school is noted for producing a high percentage of doctors and, of course, The Blore Brothers.
Kegs boys have been known to start feuds with other schools over the social networking site Facebook, with dramatic consequences. However, the Kegs boys are generally known to win, through superior use of wit and overall banter. And if the worse comes to the worst, Kegs always have the formidable Mr Green. The school is looked upon jealously by many of the other Chelmsford schools, especially Chelmsford Girls County High- Kegs tend to have far better looking students than this school. Also, unlike this school, the Kegs students actually know how to apply make-up properly. Kegs is also one of the only schools in the world that is extremely reluctant to shut on snow days- recent statistics show that the school only closed for 5.7 minutes due to adverse weather conditions in 2010. This is supposed to make the students look resilient and hard-working, but really it just makes the school look desperate and somewhat pompous.
Kegs boys are often unfairly accused of being gay by their comprehensive school peers- this is not true. Only 90% of the current set of students, for example, are of a homosexual persuasion. 10% are straight/ bisexual.
King Edward VI Grammar School- The best school in China.
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A single gender, mixed personality school in the city of Chelmsford, incorporating nerds, hardmen, and average lads under one roof. The sixth form permits girls, leading to limitless sex from horny 17 year olds fed up with porn, thus leading to limitless amounts of spare (and used) condoms in the school basement. Those not in sixth form must make their way to the very popular Chelmsford Station Toilets in order to wank/fuck/both.
"He goes to King Edward VI Grammar School."
"Shit, I think I might have stepped on his cum in the toilets at the station"