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A really nice guy. He can be a little bit quiet sometimes but generally, he speaks out on what is on his mind. He also has the biggest dump truck you can ever imagine, his ass is so big you can't even comprehend. He is also really short and has a crooked center parting. His penis is also around 2.62 meters long.
Oh God, there he is, the guy with the biggest dump truck and penis in all of Europe, Elis
A total peice of shit you should never talk to, he will pretend to love you at first and then dump you with no remorse don't be in a relationship with an Eli. also most Eli's are total nerds massive turn off
Some wannabe lightskin with curls. Usually attracts weird people. Plays waterpolo and is extremely ugly.
Eli should totally date Cat Parker.
Eli is the most handsome boy you will come across, Eli’s are funny, caring, protective and sometimes feisty too. If you have an Eli like mines, you probably have a tall serotonin noodle who fills you full of happiness, so hold onto him because Eli’s are rare and the bestest boyfriends you’ll ever come across ever:)
He's the nicest and most caring person you'll ever meet. He will drop everything for you, whenever you want to talk, when you want to cry, or you just wanna chill in silence. He has the most beautiful eyes and a perfect smile that will light up your day. He's the person you go to when you need advice. He will give you the best hugs and will make you feel so safe. You'll only have to know him for a little bit to know that he's a keeper. He's typically your favorite person and the one you want to do everything with. When you lay eyes on him, your entire world shifts. His features are so perfect and go along with each other so beautifully. He's the guy you never want to lose. He's funny, and is super sarcastic. He's the person you want to be with 24/7/365. He changes your perspective on the world and brightens your mindset. He makes you smile, and laugh until your head hurts. He'll take care of you when your sick and he'll make sure you're okay before he is. Eli is the most amazing person you'll encounter in a lifetime. He's the guy, that even if y'all don't talk anymore, he's still in your mine and you wont forget about him. The memories you make with Eli are the one you don't ever want to forget. Treat your Eli like royalty. He's been through a lot, he deserves everything and more. He's worth your time. He's worth more then towers of gold. Don't ever lose your Eli, you'll regret it.
" You look so happy with that guy! "
" That's my Eli <3 "
Eli a trustworthy friend/coon killer his daily activities include rounding up the slaves for their daily whipping and his favorite snack is jigaboo cooch and taco Tuesdays
I’d wish eli came over here to give me that whip of his and show me how to use it
Ur such an eli istg.