Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?

Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?

Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.

Cutest thing ever [cute]

My boyfriend. He is so cute and adorable and I just love him so much. You can't be mad at him.

My boyfriend is the cutest thing ever cute