Flaming Dragon

During the act of getting head, right before you're ready to ejacultate, you force your dick so far down their mouth that when you shoot your load it is choked on and then expelled, through their nose. At this point, THIS IS THE CRUCIAL PART, you pull out and drive their face into your knee causing them to get a bloody nose.

This will result in semen dripping from the nose with a river of blood following, giving that nice, red, fire look.

My woman wanted to try something new so I gave her a flaming dragon.

The flaming dragon is the best way to say, "Get out of my life, I've found somebody better and you never will because your nose looks hideous!"

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safety flame

Something really cool; can be used interchangeably as verb/noun/adjective

"man dem shoes is safety flame"
"blad ur too safety flame for words"
"I am THE safety flame"
opposite: "soooooo un-safety flame!!"

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Flaming Flamingo

Dildoing a woman with a flaming turd

Damn, she had a burnt, shitty minge after that Flaming Flamingo!

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Flaming Chicken

1. a very stupid or obvious person

2. an edible bird that is on fire

3.a very stupid or obvious thing to do or say

1. u are such a flaming chicken!

2. my goodness a flaming chicken! somebody get the fire extinguisher!

3.insert name of stupid friend herehad a right flaming chicken today when he insert stupid action here.

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flaming fuck

When a man blindfold a woman and instead of fucking her, he maturbates her with a lit cigar

Yo, I gave that chick a flaming fuck she'll never forget.

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Moth Into Flame

A song by Metallica from their most recent album Hardwired...to Self-Destruct.

"Seduced by fame...a moth into flame!"

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flaming-hoop

origin:
unknown

Etymology: Middle English flaume, flaumbe, from Latin flammula, diminutive of flamma flame; akin to Latin flagrare to burn
and
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English hOp; akin to Middle Dutch hoep ring, hoop

Function: noun

1) residual asshole injury typically cause by the fire shits

see also: sore-hoop and hoop-sting

"Excuse me Mr Pharmacist, I need some Preparation-H; H as in hoop for my flaming hoop!"

"No thanks, I prefer to stand as I have some serious flaming hoop"

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