Dick Johnson

The best name EVER.... because you know..... it means penis, twice.

Bob "hey professor Johnson whats your first name?"
P. Johnson "Dick............Dick Johnson."
Bob "Dick as in Richard?"
P. Johnson "No. just Dick...............Dick Johnson."

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Dog Dick

An expression if disapproval.

Friend: "My girlfriend pegged me while I was sleeping"
Me: "That's dog dick"

vodka dicking

The act of sticking ones' penis into a bottle of vodka and getting super drunk.

Guy 1: Dang that guy's the life of the party! What's he doing?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's vodka dicking!

Dick Bic

When a celebrity autographs a fan’s penis

Yo, I got Connor 4 Real to dick Bic my junk!

Dick Tiger

The ultimate slut; a woman who will proceed with sexual intentions, regardless of the conscious state of her prey.

I got attacked by a dick tiger last night... The last thing I remember was this slut trying to come into the bathroom with me. I woke up with herpes.

Dominican Dick

Above average human penis.

It is BBC in different shades of color ranging from dark black, medium brown and light skin to white.

Girl 1: “Once you go Dominican you wont hop off the dick again”
Girl 2: “but once you go black you never go back”
Girl 1: “Is the same thing!”

Girl 1 and Girl 2: “It’s DOMINICAN DICK!”

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Demon Dick

A male with great dick and ducks you good but ducks your life up more.

I'm not fucking with Randy and that Demon Dick he not about to fuck my life up , and have me acting crazy out here.

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